Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Because of all the foul balls.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?