What's the perfect job for a cow?
Dairy farmer.
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?