What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?