What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Bluegrass.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?