Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?