Animals
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What types of dogs are bilingual?