Animals

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What is the strongest animal?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?