Animals

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

How do birds threaten one another?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What is the wealthiest fish?