Holiday

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?