Holiday

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

How much does freedom weigh?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.