Holiday

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?