Puns
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where does money love to go shopping?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where was Noah born?