Puns
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why was the spider so smart?
What horn never makes a sound?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?