What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the pirate late for work?