Animals

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

When does a horse talk?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?